Even with a great spam filter on our server removing 90% of the spam that comes through, every day there are new ones that find their way through the system. Many are annoying, but some are downright funny. Yesterday I got this one. It was called a “Visibility Report” and listed a domain name that expired about six months ago. That means there is no website by that name and there hasn’t been one for at least six months.
Just a quick note to say how much I enjoyed your website. I thought the layout and information was very informative.
I’m writing to you because I noticed a technical issue that I wanted you to be aware of, it relates to how your search engine optimization is implemented. If you fix this issue it could have a really positive impact on performance. Do you want me to send you the issue or would you like me to jump on call so I can walk you through what I saw?”
Yeah, this company REALLY impresses me with their web savvy…