Seasons Change and So Does Spam

From the mailbag this morning. Got this laughable spam from someone with an apparently poor grasp of English: “When emergency appears you always thank your wisdom and clear mind that make you spare smackers for rainy days. Having a solid amount of smackers in your account or several wads of smackers in the distant corner of your closet is a good thing. The bad thing is that you always have to limit your leisure and fun to save some smackers. It is dangerous robbing yourself of joys of life! Please find out how to earn unexpected smackers plainly. Follow the link given below to read everything about the approach.”